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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't
worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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I
want u 2 know that,
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry
I
cry. U lauf i lauf.U jump out of the window... I look down &
then... i lauf again.
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God
made man and then rested,
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one
rested.
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I send this fish as a sign,
><(((:>I send this fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care
of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so
tat fish wont DIE:-).
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One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages,
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other
by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon
reached raja without any message. He angered and called to
rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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Can you lend me 2000 Rs?
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i
know you have it, i will return it. a sardar asks to ATM
machine???????
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T errorists
have kidnapped our lecturers,
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded a ransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with
kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 liters.
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Why
do couples hold hands during their wedding day?
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding
day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers
shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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Girl
friends are like mobile phone,
Girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want
happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out
box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your
charger and enjoy.
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Do you
know the meaning of WIFE,
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
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It's an agreement in
which a man loses,
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
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Pappu,
while filling up a form,
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for
mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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This
message was sent exclusively for the handsome,
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the
beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We
are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
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I
wanted you,
Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I
wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work
your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid
aspirin.
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