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Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise
nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai,
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
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Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh,
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first
time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.
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Oye, maar gayea yaar,
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa
rehe hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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Mujhe
SMS karo,
Mujhe
SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz
ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,ek Dinner wo bhi aap
ke ghar.
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Dosti Kro College wali se,
Dosti
kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se,
Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
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Jaate
hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam,
Jaate
hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam k har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN".
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Ik jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
Ik jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha.
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Itna
Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho,
Itna
Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?
Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....?
Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?
Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...?
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Tumhari abhi pitae karti hoon,
Teacher:
tumhari abhi pitae karti hoon nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student:
M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kat ta hooon par van ka driver itni slow drive
karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hien.
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2 Sardars
looking at Egyptian mummy,
2 Sardars looking
at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident
case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Ek Hathi Agar Nadi
Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota,
Ek Hathi Agar Nadi
Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are Hathi Gilla
Ho Jata Hai.....
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yaar kal tumhein bas mein thaper kyon
para,
1 sardar 2 another
sardar;yaar kal tumhein bas mein thaper kyon para;sardar replied;yaar
meri tasveer larki ke qadmon mein gir gye thi.mein ne kaha behn jee zara
saari uthaye mujhay tesweer layni hai...
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Hamaare Dil ke arman
aansuon me beh gaye,
Hamaare Dil ke arman
aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bihre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!
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