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Last nite i had a dream abt U,
Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife,
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp
deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man
who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....
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The world thineest book has only one word,
The world thineest book has only one word written in
it"EVERYTHING" and the book is titled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT "
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A boy goes to see a cabare
dance, A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks
him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to
see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
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An
old to Doc: Doc,
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several
times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip
down.
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People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted.
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U luv sumone... u marry sumone
else, U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes
ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of
your emai id...!
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A
place where you can scratch,
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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Russians dugg 100,
Russians dugg 100
meters and found
copper cable and said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago.
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When i
Die, When i Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leep
Place my Maths book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my geography book on my chest
Tell my teacher how i am at rest
Place my physics in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing i understand
place my english book on my left
Tell my teacher i tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die.
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Wives r Incoming Calls,
Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
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young girl
praying, young girl praying plz God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't
get married.
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Pakfun
