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Mujhe normal potti nahi
aati,
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal
nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k
saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi
nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte.
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye,
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri
ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa
bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho.
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Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, parhungi, shaadi karungi...
aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
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Aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha,
Aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga
dekho mummy aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi
daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho
mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode
daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho
mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon
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suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge
wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge
husband - magar yahan to nahin hai
wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ga is liye main pehla
se la aaye !!!!!!!!!
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Oxygen is must for Breathing,
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in
1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehle Paida hota to mar hi jata .
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Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai,
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray
baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2007: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray
baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....
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Aik aadmi aadi raat ko,
Aik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k
marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni
dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.
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kya tum mere sath dance karogi,
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
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Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey?
Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey?
color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh
utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne
k liye istamal karte ho.
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